my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
From algae-encrusted VW Beetles to classical busts covered in psychedelic coral, dive into the magical world of Jason deCaires Taylor’s seabed sculptures. He covers his exhibits in a cement that attracts growth, then plunges them to the ocean floor. See more
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time
The National, SNL. March 8, 2014.