Annie Waits.

"I did not intend to get this drunk"
— Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

lifesustainingmeasures:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

Boost this around.
Make it known that no woman ever has any reason to ever vote for a Republican.

lifesustainingmeasures:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

Boost this around.

Make it known that no woman ever has any reason to ever vote for a Republican.



ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego


romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”


Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”



awwww-cute:

buddies

awwww-cute:

buddies


awwww-cute:

I guess this is comfortable

awwww-cute:

I guess this is comfortable


alrightalrightalrightalyssa:

milfhouse:

sold

the bit fat but otherwise lovely prince of bel-air

alrightalrightalrightalyssa:

milfhouse:

sold

the bit fat but otherwise lovely prince of bel-air


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thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.



"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

image

you tell me


onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal