1. Wow! Your sidebar GIF is so astonishing/breathtaking/beautiful/omg. Did you make it?
2. Aw, your cat is so adorable, but retains a refined sense of class and sophistication. Can I have him?
3. Is that who you are now? Rude, and not ginger?

4. You don’t need a frequently asked questions page, do you? You just don’t want to work on your homework. No one even has questions about you or your cat, anyway, and definitely not at frequent intervals.
