ghostboyfriend: welcome to the punk rock hospital, we dont use anesthesia and our scalpels are rusty because it makes it more hardcore. none of us are liscensed doctors
farrahsfaucet: you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
lickitungrapunxel: noddin my head like yeah movin my hips like yeah
quantumsquirrel: Whenever the Doctor mentioned how the only place a time traveler can’t go is their own grave my immediate thought was of Amy and Rory who were finally taken away from the Doctor at the site of their own grave.
the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming.
The past two nights my boyfriend has stayed up on the phone with me, talking to me about Star Wars until I fall asleep and I just… I am a very happy girl.
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
shybat: *romantically calls you dude*
quantumsquirrel: I dig this so much
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
describe yourself in 3 television characters.
edgarallanpoehler: cersei lannister + liz lemon + elaine from seinfeld Buffy Summers, Sailor Moon, and Veronica Mars. No but really… Liz Lemon (30 Rock), Nick (New Girl), and April Ludgate (Parks and Rec).
daisyfairy: DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
notviolet: necrolust: Please do not touch the model… This is the coolest thing!! do it!! this is so cool!!!!!!!!!!