January 2012
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
Jan 1st
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tommilsom: singing along with songs try to drop in and find yourself to be hideously out of key try to go lower to match up, but be barely able to sing because you’re going so low try to go up an octave instead and slip into an embarrassing, faltering falsetto stop trying
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I'm going to start a service
I’ve wanted it to exist for a while. Maybe I’m the only one who would enjoy it, but I could really use it today. Rent-a-Kitten. Some days you just need the joy and happiness that comes with having a tiny, adorable kitten, but you can’t afford that luxury for a number of reasons! Be it a grumpy and pre-existing cat, a dog that doesn’t understand what is not food and what...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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grander-maybes: All I want right now is a plate of nachos and to be done with college applications.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Guys, my friends seriously are the best.
Me: Oh to wake up every morning to an English or Scottish accent...
Kate: Yesss. Make the sexy British man sleeping next to me read me my favorite story.
Me: I'm just going to be like, "Say this word. And that one. Oh and please just say bugger one more time!"
Kate: And then I'll be like, "Shut up and kiss me."
Me: Psh. Kiss
Kate: More like ravish. I don't even know if that would be enough.
Dec 31st
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thingsmissfrizzlewouldwear:
Dec 31st
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DAVID TENNANT IS GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW
slytherin-mytardis: pinkgoldglittering: slytherin-mytardis: stormaggeddondarklordofall: the-vashta-nerada: HE’S PROBABLY AT HIS BACHELOR’S PARTY RIGHT NOW DRINKING WITH HIS BUDDIES AND STRIPPERS AND HE’S GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW AND IT’S NOT TO ME I wonder what color his kilt will be. What’s the source for this? Him getting married tomorrow, I mean. Actually, according to...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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headunder asked: I don't know you but I have to say your cat page is just way too cute. He's gorgeous <3 (:
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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My Friend Sage Goes to the Zoo and Texts Me
Sage: THERE ARE BIG OL' SLOTHS. HOLY JESUS.
Sage: AND HIPPOS. ONE YAWNED!
Sage: PANDA WAS HAVING A LITTLE SNACK
Sage: SEA LIONS ARE THROWING FRISBEES
Sage: THEY BLEW FISHY KISSES!
Sage: I got a happy tear from the sea lion show.
Me: You're never coming back from the zoo, are you?
Dec 30th
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teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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It's times like these that I sit and wonder "Why...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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The worst of moods
I’m inexplicably grumpy tonight. Everything is irritating.  My dog is breathing too loudly. 
Dec 30th
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coffeeislovely: this is a poem I call, I’m frustrated and I don’t know what to write or how to express it: AFJDSFJDLFSJ FLADFJSFDFLASJFSF SJFLSKDJFSLFJDFafjdklf AFA Fw fdlfksjdfldjag sf sfjasdfjasd’fjsfas vajv’adfjas fkajsfkljd afjd;skjg;dflkgh aegtrqe[kga gdfasKFDLK AFAK FAKFDLV,A/,/k;[poijfad;fk
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: I'm playin neopets and listening to Disney Pandora, and I have bear-like feet. Care to join me?
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I'm thinking of launching a Public Awareness...
slytherin-mytardis: LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS, PEOPLE.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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New Eric Hutchinson album finally on its way...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Me laying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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