August 2012
Me: Why is this book over
Me: Why couldn't it be longer
Me: What am I supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
Me: Don't look at me like that
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teawithdaleks:
i dont wanna go to class. ugh, responsibilities, am i right?
arstark:
dangerhamster:
arstark:
there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home
except for timelords - they can’t go home.
NO
i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY FUCKING POTTER DID YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE
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I'm in this dance competition between our res...
historyofmyobsessions:
you’re supposed to have eye sex with the audience like this maybe kind of
but i just look like this most of the time
Cosmo sex tip #411
cosmo-sex-tips:
When he isn’t looking, join the Justice League
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Anonymous asked: Ur dancnin skilz AR amazeballs. Boootie shaken 2 tha maxx
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Life update
Chloe and I are dancing inappropriately to lewd rap and pop music in front of a large crowd of people this weekend. I think that’s all that really needs to be said. There will be video footage unfortunately.
Me at 7 AM: tired
Me at 12 PM: tired
Me at 3 PM: tired
Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
Me at 10 PM: tired
Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
a-study-in-tardis-blue:
lindtbarton:
If you are my friend and you understand that left to my own devices I will forget to speak to you for weeks to months and you get that it doesn’t mean I hate you and you just need to come and talk to me instead thank you so much.
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“I don’t like this expression ‘First World problems.’ It is false and it is...”
– Teju Cole (via semperes)
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Plot Twist: We all lose our social anxiety and order our pizzas through the phone without hesitation and nervousness, we successfully greet everyone at family gatherings without jumbling up words and asking "how are you" twice, and we lose the habit of practicing to say our orders before saying it to the waitress.
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sharmoan:
remember that no matter how annoying you find me
i find myself more annoying
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disorders:
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
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I Once Dated A Writer and
ofheightsandhollows:
Writers are forgetful, but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. ...
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“There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via kari-shma)
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adamusprime:
woop woop
pull over baby, it’s the cute police
and you’re under arrest for darling without a license
your sentence:
death
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