tea-and-daydreams:

I’m going to move in here with a cute gangly bookstore owner with glasses and a limitless record collection and we’ll just sit on the floor and play board games for all eternity.

I don’t want to do homework.

I don’t want to study.

I just want to daydream about college, and also shop for bedspreads. 

So… Anyone interested in doing my homework?

I would be willing to offer you payment in the forms of the following:

• Pictures of my cat looking very handsome
• Bad puns about a topic of your choosing
• A personal and soulful rendition of any Disney song
• A picture photoshopped in an amusing manner

Any takers?

murrayg0ld:

sherlockscoat:

wickedclothes:

Wrap Up With a Good Book Scarf.

Let everyone know about your great taste in books by wrapping a page of one around your neck! This infinity scarf will keep you looking and feeling both warm & intelligent. Fabric has been doubled over and sewn along the edge and at the center to create a thick, moldable “page.” Sold on Etsy.

ohmygod YOU CAN PICK THE BOOK FOR AN ADDITIONAL $10

FKJKJFKASLJFD

YES

NOW I CAN HAVE NICK’S SPIELS ABOUT GATSBY ON MY NECK

yes yes that^ would be nice.

vernalized:

vernalized:

someone please buy this for me

request still stands

PLEASE tell me one of you has read it. I’m dying. 

and not do calculus.

I hate everything.

Remember: Don’t run away. Don’t cry. Don’t be scared.

I’m not a stranger. I’m just curious.