Hey uterus could you maybe just not?
Because I’m not even gonna have a baby. Like ever.
So could we make some sort of deal?
Because right now I hate you so muhuhuhuch
I haven’t figured out how to collapse in on myself yet, but I’m working on it.
I just want to build a fort and have snacks and watch doctor who and make silly friendship bracelets all day and maybe take a nap and cuddle and write run on sentences. Is that too much to ask?
stop being handsome and attractive
good. i’m glad we’re on these terms now
“Living my life like I’m in High Fidelity.”
Spent a large part of today making myself look nice for my self-portrait assignment in photography. Ended up not being able to take one decent picture. I’m going to go crawl in a hole with my cat now. Someone turn me into Jennifer Lawrence, please. Goodbye, life.
Megaupload I miss you so much.
Remember all those special times we spent together?
Veronica Mars, Season 4 of Merlin, Sherlock, and BBC’s Casanova…
Oh I miss you so badly, old friend.
I’m sorry that they’re keeping us apart…
OH MY GOODNESS. <3 <3
I think I died and went to heaven.
Episode #2 of the critically acclaimed hit drama, “Basketball Season Is The Worst”
Tune in next time for another emotional upturn! There’s sadness, boredom, sweat, feelings of “ugh, I could be doing something productive right now”, basketball, and brief interludes of dance! It’s America’s favorite drama!